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This shitty blog.

You may have noticed I’ve been posting less! I think that fundamentally this is a problem of time. Grad school turns out to take up most of my day, including weekends, and including other days that don’t actually exist. I have enough time to keep up with politics but not enough time or brain power to form interesting ideas or insights. Really most of my time these days is spent on thinking about writing and teaching and reading. Which is as it should be. But it sort of messes with the focus of this blog.

That being said, I’m officially giving myself permission to write this blog in a different way and with a different focus. I still plan to comment on politics from time to time, but I think this blog is going to become more personal — it’s going to be about my ideas, my response to academia, and my thoughts on the crafts of writing and teaching. Hopefully a few of you will find that worth your time. Maybe most of you won’t. I gave up on becoming a blogger of note about a year ago, so I guess I can take it. Anyway: I hope you’ll stick around, I hope I’ll make it worth your while, and regardless, I hope you’ve enjoyed your time with me up until now.

love,
mike

Class is generally pretty visible.

A. Serwer is wrong: employers can discern class, and white people are not universally capable of covering the classic markers. While there is some truth to the idea that educated white people can often pass for life-long members of the middle and upper classes — this is half of what college does — there are still plenty of indicators left after a four-year degree, let alone between those without and those with. As commenters note, the number of extra-curricular activities you manage is a good proxy (being poor, I had exactly two in college, and I wasn’t exactly a major presence in either).

Another thing is what kind of clothing you bring to your interview. Sure, if we put everyone with a degree in a suit and send them out, it’s going to get harder to tell them apart — but that’s assuming they’ve all got the same suit. And that’s assuming they all wear the one suit over the course of the several meetings that often make up the interview process. In reality, that doesn’t happen. I don’t personally own a full suit at the moment, though I have. When it comes time for me to leave my MFA and start the job search, I’ll have to buy one. But that’s all it’s going to be: One. And it won’t be very nice, either. Employers will notice.

There are a lot of other signs. One of the big ways you can discern class is, at times, painfully obvious: Teeth. My teeth aren’t great, for instance. When I was a kid I should have gotten braces, but we couldn’t afford them. In fact, I only recently got a pair of teeth that were genuinely impeding my bite removed. Some people have it a lot harder than I do in this regard. Employers notice. People in general notice. Not with me so much — I seem to be within the acceptable range — but certainly in other cases. And they don’t hesitate to judge you.

Socialization plays a big role. There are things the people around me simply seem to know sometimes, things that would never occur to me. My manners are fine but they used to definitively mark me as a poor kid, and sometimes I think they still do. Speech is a common way of making distinctions. My parents were college graduates who prized education, so I can usually speak like a member of whatever class I’m with. Not everyone is so fortunate. Accents are the smallest concern. Vocabulary is a real problem. Grammar. I’ve gradually phased out some sentence structures I picked up as a kid, not intentionally but because the people I know don’t use them. For some people, that’s the most natural way of talking there is.

To address the larger question that prompted this discussion, I think a movement to class-bassed affirmative action would be the best measure, though this is more because I’ve seen it argued persuasively elsewhere and less because I’m especially worried about it myself.

But I am very aware of the advantages I’ve had in my life, and how they have helped me to get what I want, and how others without those advantages wouldn’t have the same opportunities. If my teeth were much worse, I could have a very hard time in this life. If my parents hadn’t been college graduates, I might not be one now. If I didn’t know how to speak the language of academia, I probably wouldn’t be getting my MFA. And so on.

If you don’t think employers can tell, look at who writes for the major magazines. Check what schools they went to. Note the class they came from.

Somehow, employers seem to work it out.

Edit: Adding, it strikes me as kind of shitty to argue that white people won’t be denied jobs because of their class as long as they’re careful to pass for middle and upper class, and that this is somehow a good thing.

Conservative projection.

I’ve been wondering for the past month how conservatives managed to convince themselves Obama was both a terrorist-loving surrendercrat naif and a brutal would-be socialist/Nazi dictator. Of course this is how nationalist parties inevitably portray their enemies at home and abroad — a logically impossible set of ultra-high-stakes oxymorons, paradoxes, wherein the enemy is both ultra-masculine and flambouyantly feminine, infinitely powerful and yet fundamentally weak, savage yet sophisticated, always two steps ahead and yet forever on the verge of collapse — but it’s still hard to believe when you see it in action, especially when the object of their fantasies is so manifestly present. It’s easy to say stupid shit about people in the Middle East because we never go there and we rarely go to the trouble of actually listening to anything they have to say. Obama was touring the country and submitting himself to questions and debates every day.

Eventually it boiled down to a classic “stupid or lying” problem: were Republicans genuinely dumb enough to believe that Obama was going to establish camps for conservative Americans who didn’t get with the progrom? Could they possibly believe he was going to end free speech? Was it conceivable that they truly thought he was going to specifically go after them for their political writing? Were the people who said that he intended to enslave white Americans serious?

Eventually I came to the conclusion that while some were lying, many and perhaps most really were that stupid. It was just coming from too many sides, and in too sincere a form, for me to accept that everyone was lying. Sure, some of the Cornerites were probably faking it — they’re part of the message machine and they play the role quite deliberately. But J-list bloggers were going just as crazy. Something about the prospect of a black president just made them nuts.

Yesterday I figured out why they can buy this image of Obama as a totalitarian, though: they’re projecting. If they were in his shoes, they would round up everyone who disagreed with them into camps, so they (somewhat rationally, in a way) assume that he’ll do the same to them.

Seem like a stretch? Consider. These are the people who have elevated Michelle “the Japanese internment camps were just fine” Malkin to hero status. These are the people who support, without hesitation, loudly, Bush’s self-proclaimed right to disappear and torture people to death without a proper arrest or a trial — even American citizens. These are the people who think warrantless wiretapping is absolutely necessary to national security. These are the people who call dissenters traitors, who joke about hanging journalists for reporting unflattering news about their favorite politicians, who think the terrorists actually have a point when it comes to the evils of secular America. They subscribe to Nixon’s (now Bush’s) theory that if the president does it, it becomes legal.

Under the circumstances, it’s natural enough for them to suspect Obama will do the same. They were just working on it themselves five minutes ago.

Reading the tea leaves on Gitmo.

Both presidential candidates promised to shut down Gitmo at one time or another. In Obama’s case, it’s already become clear that he means it. The question now becomes whether it’s going to be enough, whether it will be implemented in a fair and reasonable way, and what the fallout will be.

President-elect Obama’s advisers are quietly crafting a proposal to ship dozens, if not hundreds, of imprisoned terrorism suspects to the United States to face criminal trials, a plan that would make good on his promise to close the Guantanamo Bay prison but could require creation of a controversial new system of justice.

During his campaign, Obama described Guantanamo as a “sad chapter in American history” and has said generally that the U.S. legal system is equipped to handle the detainees. But he has offered few details on what he planned to do once the facility is closed.

Under plans being put together in Obama’s camp, some detainees would be released and many others would be prosecuted in U.S. criminal courts.

A third group of detainees — the ones whose cases are most entangled in highly classified information — might have to go before a new court designed especially to handle sensitive national security cases, according to advisers and Democrats involved in the talks. Advisers participating directly in the planning spoke on condition of anonymity because the plans aren’t final.

That third group, and their “new court,” is the first of many flies in the ointment. Given the opportunity to design a new court, the Bush administration created something far less than worthy of the name. It’s difficult to imagine an Obama administration resisting the temptation to design such a court in a way that would benefit its preferred outcome in these cases. And it is in everyone’s interests — everyone in the government, that is — that as many of these men as possible are sentenced to life in prison or an equivalent exile.

The story continues:

The plan being developed by Obama’s team has been championed by legal scholars from both political parties. But it is almost certain to face opposition from Republicans who oppose bringing terrorism suspects to the U.S. and from Democrats who oppose creating a new court system with fewer rights for detainees.

I think the possibility of Democratic opposition is greatly exaggerated — at least in terms of congresspeople, who already voted to authorize the MCA. But the key is what these hybrids would look like:

Obama has said the civilian and military court-martial systems provide “a framework for dealing with the terrorists,” and Tribe said the administration would look to those venues before creating a new legal system. But discussions of what a new system would look like have already started.

“It would have to be some sort of hybrid that involves military commissions that actually administer justice rather than just serve as kangaroo courts,” Tribe said. “It will have to both be and appear to be fundamentally fair in light of the circumstances. I think people are going to give an Obama administration the benefit of the doubt in that regard.”

Though a hybrid court may be unpopular, other advisers and Democrats involved in the Guantanamo Bay discussions say Obama has few other options.

Prosecuting all detainees in federal courts raises a host of problems. Evidence gathered through military interrogation or from intelligence sources might be thrown out. Defendants would have the right to confront witnesses, meaning undercover CIA officers or terrorist turncoats might have to take the stand, jeopardizing their cover and revealing classified intelligence tactics.

In theory, Obama could try to transplant the Bush administration’s military commission system from Guantanamo Bay to a U.S. prison. But Tribe said, and other advisers agreed, that was “a nonstarter.” With lax evidence rules and intense secrecy, the military commissions have been criticized by human rights groups, defense attorneys and even some military prosecutors who quit the process in protest.

I’m not sufficiently versed in the legal issues here to render a judgment on this, especially as it’s so vague. That’s one reason I’ll be checking in with the fine folks at Balkinization for their thoughts on this issue as it evolves. But there is real cause for concern here. While I can accept concerns about outing CIA agents, which is obviously not desirable, one of the ways we’ll know any court system is working for these prisoners is probably if a lot of the evidence — and, in all likelihood, a lot of the arrests themselves — are thrown out. A system designed specifically to prevent that would certainly be politically desirable (who wants to be the guy who let all those men free?) but it’s not legally or morally feasible. We know already that the evidence against most of these prisoners is thin to non-existent, and perhaps the vast majority of it has been truly comrpomised. The justice system as it stands would throw it out because the justice system as it stands has reasonable standards of evidence.

The odds are that the resolution of this issue won’t satisfy me, and that in a few months you’ll see me railing against the administration for their handling of the issue. But I should note, in all fairness, that this is probably going to be the best resolution we can hope for from an American president — Bush has irresponsibly created a totally nonviable, unstable situation in his dealings with “detainees,” wherein a correct application of justice would result in nearly all of them being freed, with many likely ending up in America because no one else will take them. He has destroyed hundreds of lives this way. And should an American president, especially a Democrat, actually undertake the correct path in order to restore them, the electorate would be furious. Republicans would make enough hay of it to last a lifetime. It would be courageous for Obama to do the right thing anyway, and I hope he does. But it might also be very stupid. That doesn’t let him off the hook. But it does give us one more reason to hate Bush as he exits right.

Still more disturbing, Gitmo is probably the easiest prison with which Obama is going to have to deal. You can be certain that there are still “black sites,” that we are still involved in extraordinary rendition, etc. There are men (and perhaps even women) in secret rooms throughout the world, beaten and alone, ruined, both physically and psychologically. They have been destroyed absolutely. You can count on that. Obama and his people are inheriting these ruined human beings. Who knows how many. And who knows what they’re going to, what they even can, do with them. Whatever decision they make, it will morally compromise them, immediately and irrevocably. It will be awful. I can only hope they will act from a genuine and committed desire to help as much as they can.

Racism Over

Naturally I was as excited to see Obama elected. My friend Seth shouted, drink held overhead, that he had just gotten a black president. And we cheered, we hugged each other. We shouted for victory. We stumbled home, drunk and happy. It was beautiful. And much of the beauty in that moment came from the fact that Obama is clearly a competent human being, the sort of person we can have a reasonable amount of faith in as president — not that he will be exceedingly moral, because none of them are, but he will be capable. We can probably expect to live, on a day to day basis, without being totally horrified by every aspect of our government and current events. Because I was young when they first elected Bush, that’s new for me.

But of course the most beautiful thing of all is that we have finally and absolutely destroyed racism. That’s why all of those black people on the television were weeping — the overwhelming joy of knowing they had received a perfectly fair shake, that equality in this country is pristine, that there is no white privilege, that they would never be discriminated against again. And neither would their new president. “Their” new president, indeed — within minutes of Obama’s victory, acheived on the backs of the American body politic as a whole, with some 52% of the vote, McCain declared his opponent’s election a great success “for African-Americans.” The entire election, in fact, was immediately and thoroughly understood through the lens of race. Forget the fact that the country as a whole had voted for this man — he was instantly branded as the black president by black people, for black people, and starring black people. The historic moment was undeniable, the victory beautiful, and the sight of black children and adults alike dancing in the streets sublime; but Obama’s largely political victory is already understood as a racial victory, almost a kind of tokenism or affirmative action, undertaken largely to make Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson shut up.

It took Ralph Nader a negative increment of time to call Obama an Uncle Tom. The next day, the Wall Street Journal lectured Obama on his “special responsibility” to “put to rest the myth of racism as a barrier to achievement in this splendid country.” After all, we have a black president and several black governors, in addition to CEOs. In an earlier, unpublished version of this editorial, I’m told they also explained that Gone With the Wind was not racist, because they did, after all, allow several black people onto the set.

The Corner’s Travis Kavulla was quick to observe that Obama’s election was encouraging laziness in Kenya: “Bars, however, are open … Sad that the first concrete effect of an Obama presidency on Kenya would be to further depress the productivity of a country that could really use a booster shot in that department.”

In the time since the establishment of Obama’s Change.gov, the flying monkeys have conservatism have been let loose to shriek about his mandatory high school community service. Forget the fact that, as Miss Lady informs me, these programs work, not least because today’s high schoolers are palpably desperate to be doing something worthwhile with their lives; forget the fact that this was part of Obama’s plan to help more people get into and pay for college; forget the fact that a vast array of schools have required public service for some time now; this was tantamount to slavery. Which is a charge you can look forward to hearing quite often over the next eight years: many believe that Obama is actively looking to enslave white Americans in order to take vengenace for his wife’s ancestors, while still more think that having a black president somehow provides them with an opening. Whether this happens because they can’t look at him without imagining a field of cotton and a whip-bearing slavedriver behind him or they simply think it’s clever to say the most perverse thing possible at any given moment, I cannot say — perhaps we’ll sort it out when our first Jewish president is told his plan to legalize medically assisted suicie constitutes a second Holocaust. Oh wait — they’ve already started that, too.

And so it goes. Mark Steyn, giggling gleefully over recent conflagrations between some gay and black Americans over prop. 8’s passage, reminds us that “The media were warning that if the election went the wrong way there’d be riots”. Maybe he means his buddy Jonah Goldberg. Diana West explains that the white people who voted for Obama are the REAL racists and warns that Obama could “unleash” an “unstoppable” “cultural juggernaut.”

And it would all be pretty irritating, if it weren’t for the fact that racism is truly and finally over in this fine country of ours.

What a night.

It feels like Christmas morning. I am emotionally and physically tired. I guess a lot of us feel this way. Soon, we’ll parse the meaning of the election and try to figure out how to engage the political process now that “our guy” is in power.

Personally, I’m greatly looking forward to my descent into crass political hackdom.

Woooooo!

Wooooooooooooooo!

More later.

On generic pleas to get out and vote.

Many people seem to think that there’s a moral imperative of some sort to encourage the country at large to get out and vote on election day no matter how they plan to vote, but if we take the intersection of morality and politics seriously I don’t really think that holds up. There is a model of public morality wherein civic engagement per se is more important than the contents and expression of that engagement, but does this really hold water?

I think it’s easy to answer that question by considering the extreme case. Suppose we lived before the Civil War, and that we knew in advance what Abraham Lincoln would do as president, and we were given the choice to vote for him or his opponent. I think it’s fairly unambiguous and straightforwardly true that you would not only have a moral imperative to vote for Lincoln, but to avoid voting for the other guy, because a vote for the other guy would be a vote for slavery. Consider also the example of Herbert Hoover, a truly despicable man and a terrible president, and FDR, who brought us the New Deal and led the country out of the Great Depression. Supposing we were voting in 1932, would it be morally defensible to claim that it wasn’t important how people voted so much as that they did so in the first place? Wouldn’t there be a clear moral obligation to go with FDR? Wouldn’t voting for Hoover be genuinely wrong? Unless you’re a victim of mushy-headed “fair and balanced” thinking, I’m not sure where the grounds for objection are here.

Now of course we don’t know exactly how an Obama or a McCain administration would work out, but if we accept that there are morally preferable votes in elections, the question becomes how to choose. And in that sense it is the engagement that matters, not the ultimate result — you’ve got to have a genuine process of deliberation that theoretically could result in voting for a member of either pary, a member of a third party, etc. But once you’ve made that decision, does it make any sense at all to advocate for voting in general rather than voting for your preferred candidate? I just don’t see it.

And in part these admonishments take the form they do out of politeness. But allow me to be impolitic for a moment: there is a silly, frivolous kind of equivocation at the center of these “Vote no matter what!” statements, an assumption that any vote is better than no vote. This is false. Some votes are actively harmful. In this election, I would argue that votes for McCain are clearly harmful. So here’s my admonishment: Don’t make one.

On less militant grounds, I should note that of course voting in ignorance is immoral no matter who you choose, and this is the other problem with “Get out and vote!” posts. We ought to be making them weeks in advance. And instead of “Get out and vote,” the message should be, get out and learn what the fuck is going on.

Get out and vote

Unless you were planning to vote Republican. Then, stay home.

I’ll try to post as things develop today, but I’m attending an election party, so Interwebs may be sparse. Anyway: Good luck! My bet is Obama ends up with something in the range of 340-368. Woo!

<3,
Mike

Smart stuff.

There’s a really well-designed, huge, eye-catching reminder from Obama on Pandora right now to look up my voting location. A live version of The National’s “Fake Empire” is playing, which may be planned and might be a sexy coincidence. This kind of thing is a real part of why Obama is going to win.

Last minute persuasion.

Hey guys. Tracy’s parents were in town and then I had extra work. Sorry about that. Here is the text of an e-mail I recently sent my family, a small group of politically unengaged voters in the swing state (!) of Indiana. This isn’t designed to be the best case so much as a persuasive case. Feel free to modify it and send it to your own family, friends, etc.:

[Brief introductory stuff, salutations, etc.]

Anyway, I’m going to give a brief argument here against McCain and for Obama on a number of points, and then let it go at that. If you have any questions, want citations for anything, etc., I’d be glad to hook you up.

Torture and Executive Power

McCain was tortured for several years in his youth. You’d think that would make him a principled opponent of torture in all its forms. You would be wrong. While McCain originally supported measures that would limit our abuse of prisoners of war, he ultimately complied with Bush’s wishes, giving him a “compromise” that allowed Bush to quite literally write the rules on what constituted torture and what did not. Obama has consistently voted against torture. Both candidates promise to close Guantanamo bay, but without a principled opposition to back it up this is almost entirely meaningless and symbolic: much of our torture never happened in Guantanamo in the first place.

Relatedly, Obama has promised to roll back all of the executive power grabs made by the Bush administration. In practice it’s unlikely he would give up “all” of this power, but he did make the promise and his past as a constitutional scholar does give him some credibility that McCain would lack if he had made the same promise — which he never did.

Energy

McCain has promised to cut the price of gas if we elect him. This is more or less literally impossible, because demand is going up (particularly as China modernizes and continues to subsidize gas use domestically) and supply has probably peaked. McCain’s main strategy to achieve this is offshore drilling, which *might* save us a few pennies per gallon in about a decade, at which point the price of oil will have certainly gone up anyway. Obama’s plan isn’t based on reducing the cost of gas — it’s about giving people the means to cope with rising prices and helping them to transition into alternative energies.

In fact, a major plank of Obama’s economic plan is in using federal money to encourage the development of green infrastructure. This will help us slow global warming and stimulate the economy by providing jobs, in addition to just generally making the country more livable. This is the preferred policy of all the big energy/money nerds right now.

Furthermore, while McCain is the rare major Republican who will admit global warming is real, anthropogenic, and a serious problem, he has also abandoned every aspect of his plan that might have ever conceivably done anything to stop it. A global warming plan has to involve “cap and trade,” which is basically a policy that makes companies pay for the carbon they use (thus encouraging transitions toward green energy and subsidizing said green economic stimulus). McCain’s plan used to have it. Now it doesn’t. Obama’s plan still does.

Health Care

McCain’s health care plan is literally based on the belief that people use too much health care. It’s complicated to explain how this works — though I can if you’d like — but basically his plan is designed to lower consumption of health care by exposing people more to the costs of their medicine. Now, it’s true that we really do use too much health care, with many procedures (such as high-resolution body imaging, etc.) being foisted on people who statistically will not benefit from or will actually be hurt by that treatment. Unfortunately, lowering consumption by making people pay more is using a battle axe where a scalpel is necessary — patients are not qualified to know what they should and shouldn’t take, and ignoring little problems can lead to much bigger, much costlier problems in the future. Meanwhile, his plan does nothing for the tens of millions of uninsured Americans.

Obama’s plan is designed to reduce the cost of health care and insure as many people as possible by creating giant risk pools and requiring community rating.

Controlling health care costs is especially important because the economic crash has its roots in the flat wage growth among the middle and lower classes in the past several decades. Part of that is corporations grinding every dollar possible out of us, which is another reason to tax them more, but another part of it is the rapidly-rising cost of health care. Most of your raise right now comes in the form of the costs of your benefits, which are invisible to you but grow tremendously every year. If we can slow that down, we can lower health insurance premiums and raise wages. That’s important.

The Economy

McCain either doesn’t understand the economy (as he’s explicitly said in the past, himself) or he doesn’t care about us. He continues to insist Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are the cause of the market crash, which is worse than nonsense, it’s a lie — assuming he’s capable of reading a newspaper. He thought the solution to this crash would be a capital gains tax cut — in other words, taxing people less on the profits they aren’t making because of the crashing market. And while Obama’s health care and energy plans dovetail with his economic policy, as seen above, it’s not clear that McCain has a coherent understanding of any of our problems.

War

In all honesty, neither candidate satisfies me here. But suffice it to say that while Obama is more reasonable than Bush by any measure, McCain is often further to the right and more kill-happy; McCain wants to stay in Iraq (for up to a hundred years, or a thousand, if that’s what it takes — his words, not mine) and his advisors, a cadre of neocons too crazy for Bush or indeed any other candidate in the Republican field (aside from, perhaps, Rudy), say we will and must go to war with Iran within the next four years. McCain has been coy on the matter but not very — he’s the one who sang, gleefully, about bombing Iran during a public appearance. Furthermore, Obama considers capturing or killing bin Laden more important than respecting the sanctity of Pakistan’s borders. McCain disagrees. I’m somewhat agnostic on that issue, but as I understand it, most of us aren’t.

Sarah Palin

Can you see her as president? Because John McCain is an extremely old cancer survivor who could well die within his first term and refuses to release his medical records. Palin made women in Wasilla pay for their own rape kits during her term as mayor; this could cost up to 1600 dollars, and was such a problem that the governor had to pass a law requiring local government to pay for rape kits just to deal with her city. Relatedly, she does not believe women who have been raped should be able to have an abortion. Also relatedly, Alaska has 2.5 times the national sexual assault rape.

McCain’s campaign has been racist.

McCain’s campaign has painted Obama as a black nationalist radical. They have spoken to him as if he were a child. They have painted him as “uppity.” They have stressed his middle name in campaign appearances. McCain called him “that one.” One McCain surrogate called Obama “a guy of the street.” McCain campaign workers are officially instructed to suggest he is a Muslim and a socialist (an attack used on every major black leader since MLK). They have painted him as unamerican, an outsider who doesn’t “share our values,” etc. — all strategies based on his race. They even pushed the recent hoax wherein a campaign worker claimed to have been assaulted and branded with the letter B by a 6′4″ black man. Of course it never happened — and yet a major campaign figure claimed that B clearly “stood for Barack.” This stuff was disgusting when Clinton pulled it, and it’s disgusting now.

So, yeah. This has turned out longer than I hoped, but those are my thoughts on the candidates. I hope you’ll agree, and offer me any disagreements/requests for clarification/etc. you have.

thanks for reading,
mike

Scum.

Atrios writes, on the “a large black man beat me and cut the letter B into my cheek because I like McCain, not Obama” hoax:

I didn’t post anything about that story publicly because I don’t really like jumping on stories about people who aren’t really public figures and maybe don’t quite have sense enough to understand what can happen when they thrust themselves into the spotlight. And, also, doubting the claims of alleged victims of violence is generally problematic. But, that picture… uh, whatever.

But aside from the obvious ways that this was not an especially nice thing for this woman to do on the politics side, it’s also really assholeish to make up stories about a young white woman being attacked and sexually assaulted by a black man.

You know, that’s perfectly fair and sensible. I even agree with it, in the same way I agreed with Atrios that Joe the Plumber himself was well beside the point and should basically be left alone, however ridiculous the McCain campaign’s use of his myth. And yet.

And yet this gets to the heart of why I’ve had to develop such a cynical sense of humor to use as a retreat. If I didn’t, I would spend every waking minute screaming about shitbags like this woman. What she did isn’t just “really assholeish,” its fucking evil. I don’t really know what other word there is to describe this kind of behavior. The fact that the McCain campaign and the media, who are presumably a little more mature and stable than this college Republican, would actually push this shit, is breath-taking — and yet not at all breath-taking, really, anymore.

It’s important for us to remember that this is one place where white women have a very special power and privilege — a privilege both Clinton and Palin (or at least, the McCain camp through Palin) have attempted to use against Obama. There was a time not long ago where this story could have gotten people killed. Now its power has been diminished — but not much. In the same way that there’s a special place in hell (supposing there is one) for people who attacked Clinton based on her looks or perceived lack of femininity, there’s a really special place for the grotesque fucking scumbags who did this.

And no, of course she couldn’t know what kind of forces she was unleashing. But she knew it was a gun in her hand, and she knew she was pulling the trigger. The fact that she wasn’t absolutely aware of what kind of ammo would come out is hardly an exonerating concern. If anything, it makes her that much more disgusting. We’re lucky nobody was killed over this. We’re lucky she found the decency to take it back. We’re lucky.

But I refuse to let people like her make me a true cynic. The real story of this campaign isn’t that racist assaults have been used, that Obama has been beaten time and again with the most disgusting displays of white privilege and prejudice I’ve ever seen in public life. I mean, that is a story, and it’s important to tell and important to remember. But if I were to choose my emphasis, I’d go back to Obama’s triumph and our (small, in many ways pitiful, but real) progress. I never believed I’d see a black man elected in my life time. Most of us couldn’t imagine it. And yet here we are, on the cusp of it. The impossible. Not because he tricked us into it, not because he played the game better and manipulated us more than anyone else. No: quite the opposite. More than anyone else in this campaign, he has treated us like adults. He has respected us. He has spoken to us as if we were capable of making a wise decision.

And yes, it’s disturbing that something like fully 46 percent of the American public will likely make what is so clearly and manifestly the wrong choice. But there is every indication that a majority — and not an especially small one — know better, and will do better, in spite of all the ugliness we’ve seen. I will not end this post, Andrew Sullivan-esque, by admonishing you to “Know hope.”

But it’s worth something, isn’t it? Even ten years ago, this would have worked. Even ten. This year, it didn’t.

There will always be scum. There will always be people like this woman, whose name I am actively working to forget. The thing isn’t to worry night and day, to rage impotently at their numbers. Frankly, there will always be a lot of them. Too many.

The thing is to beat them. To destroy their candidates. To grind their institutions and everything they believe relentlessly into the dust.

I suppose that sounds a bit much. But I believe it. Compromise with the sane ones. Smash the rest. They can live their lives. But they should live — they must live — absolutely removed from all power and influence.

John McCain’s newest supporter.

You’ve met Joe the Plumber. You’ve met Tito the Builder. You’ve met Ed the Crossing Guard. A new man, a proud man, joins their ranks today:

Bartleby for McCain.

Thanks to Tracy for the punchline.

Irma the Restaurant Owner!

WTFBBQ

Someone needs to do a McCain campaign name generator, stat. It’d be like the porn star name rules where your first name is the name of your first pet and your last name is the street you lived on as a kid. (Tracy’s is Sparky Edgewood. Mine is Shadow Cooper.)

I’m having trouble coming up with a good set of rules for the McCain campaign name generator, though. Maybe it should be the name of your least charismatic uncle or aunt (depending on gender and preference) and the profession of the last Little People(r) toy you remember playing with.

Under that set of rules, I would be Ed the Crossing Guard!

Joe the Plumber Redux

This is so fucking stupid it hurts me:

Pay close attention to this ad, which is so deeply weird and stupid. When Joe the Plumber first rolled out, the sexism of the strategy was fairly obvious. It had been clear for some time that when McCain and Palin talked about average Americans, people from The Heartland, pro-American areas of the country, etc., they were talking about heterosexual white people. Palin had actually forced a small improvement on this argument in that before she came along it would have simply been white men, although her plain-talking Jane Sixpack ways were obviously part of a superficial pander — John McCain still saw no reason to concern himself with equal pay or (sneer) the “health” of the mother.

Apparently someone pointed out the problems with attempting to cast all McCain supporters as “Joe the Plumber,” so all of the people tasked with saying “I am Joe the Plumber” in this commercial are white women. Joy of joys, ladies! It looks like McCain still wants your vote after all. Tracy also notes that the women are reduced to this act of identification, while the men are offered a chance to actually explain a little what the commercial is about. The women identify, in other words — the men speak.

The black man midway through seems spliced in as an afterthought, as he doesn’t even seem to appear (unless I’m missing him) in the group shots.

So, white people: Here’s our candidate. Am I right?

Note also that the McCain campaign still can’t communicate with normal people. Only Corner bloggers are freaked out inherently by the phrase “spread the wealth around.” To the rest of us, who haven’t seen real wage growth in quite some time, that sounds pretty damn appealing.

I am Joe the Plumber

If you’re anything like me — and I don’t imagine you are, but stay with me — the unveiling of McCain’s eleventh-hour campaign strategy (Joe the Plumber, Sean the Policeman, Tito the Builder) was a bit much for you to take. It’s not that it’s bad strategy, exactly — identification is of course fundamental to any campaign strategy, whether we’re talking local or national office. What got me was the cynicism and the transparency of it. Joe the Plumber is the name of a cartoon character designed to appeal to children and very stupid adults. This is the shock of Tito the Builder’s brief appearance on the national scene — it’s that much closer to simply saying Bob the Builder, which is of course the name of a popular claymation character. Beside Obama’s sober, nuanced, and very much adult discussion of policy, who could possibly find such a cynical ploy persuasive?

Now of course the whole thing has really taken off and it’s apparently what we’re going to talk about until McCain’s last minute Wright ad buy. I think there are three things we can learn from this moment, which I’ll list from least to most interesting.

1) The media will talk about literally anything they think the candidates want them to talk about, especially McCain. Various members in good standing have said as much explicitly on several cases throughout the campaign, but it’s moments like these that really drive that home. A better role for the media might be for them to listen to the candidates’ arguments and then only spend significant time discussing the ones that made any sense, but of course then the Republicans would get a lot less free media, so we can’t have that.

2) This reinforces one of the more interesting things I’ve learned from reading blogs, particularly Yglesias: partisans especially and voters in general don’t really listen to the candidates’ explicit arguments and then decide, based on those arguments, to vote for one or the other. Rather they decide at some other unspecified point (often way before they know they’ve done it) and then spend the rest of the process latching onto the arguments the campaign happens to present as explanations. Thus the otherwise totally inexplicable willingness of McCain supporters to cite “change” as one reason to vote for McCain after the old man started working that theme himself, and now their enthusiasm for this ploy.

3) This really goes to show how pleasurable identification is in and of itself, I think. It’s not even necessarily that people take pleasure in being identified with positive groups or traits, although that is what’s happening in this case. People just like to feel as if they’re a part of something. Joe the Plumber is obviously a myth, but McCain supporters simply don’t care. It feels great to say “I am Joe the Plumber,” just as it feels great to say “I am Spartacus” and just as we’ve seen an explosion in Guy Fawkes masks in the advent of the V for Vendetta film. Of course anyone who’s been to church or a concert or practically any public event should know this: the pleasure in confusing yourself with other human beings and concepts and principles is immense, possibly moreso and more consistently than nearly anything else in the world. Sex comes to mind, but of course sex is one of the purest examples of identification conceivable.

In many ways I think this is a positive aspect of people in general (see Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep for a discussion as to why) but it can also lead to truly stupid and surreal moments, as seen above. Tito the Builder’s actual (I assume they’re authentic) work clothes become a garish costume as he employs them to transform into a principle, to become the Every Man. In the process of identification he becomes less real to me.

It’s not even that arguments based on identification are somehow wrong or subpar. I wouldn’t argue that. Indeed, a candidate who refuses to identify with his or her audience in some small way is not only probably too stupid to govern, he or she may well be an imbalanced personality. The social pressure to identify yourself with the community you aim to lead is both necessary and aesthetically far preferable to the alternative. What upsets me about it so much — or rather, the fact that people are going for it — is that at this point, this is all McCain has left. Building himself up by way of identification with people he plainly has almost nothing in common, and casting Obama as a scary outsider as viciously as possible. To be sure, there is enormous gratification in the feeling of being one of the tribe. But I don’t think it’s too much to ask of people that they set that aside for a moment when it comes time to make their vote.

The Draft.

Based on an ambiguous statement by Biden that didn’t in any way refer to the draft, and then a statement by Obama that discussed military service but also didn’t indicate that we should have a draft, K-Lo comes to the conclusion that Obama is probably gonna try and make a draft happen. John McCain, meanwhile, is the only candidate for president who has actually and unambiguously expressed support for a draft.

Powell’s endorsement.

How long do you think it takes for somebody to more or less say it doesn’t count because Powell, like Obama, is black so obviously he would support him anyway?

Update: Aaaand, scene.

It’s the privilege, stupid.

Liberal pundits seem almost relieved by the McCain campaign’s final descent into hardcore bigotry and fear-mongering — finally, he is exactly as small a man as we always suspected, and the conservative movement is revealed for precisely as racist and stupid as we always knew. Well good for us. But something about the frenzy to declare McCain uniquely evil — the heir of George Wallace — stinks of self-delusion. I truly believe that conservatism, both as a movement and as an ideology, is fundamentally malign. But when it comes to these dirty attacks on Obama, it’s not the conservatism. It’s the white privilege. For nearly every under-handed strategy by McCain, we have an identical or extremely similar strategy employed by Clinton. Let’s count them off, shall we?

First, the easy ones. Clinton made Bill Ayers and Tony Rezko household names. Without her help, it’s not even entirely clear to me that McCain’s people would have found them or made them issues. So the guilt by association started with her. In some ways, she also pushed it harder — using debate time repeatedly to attack Obama on Louis Farrakhan (a Very Scary Black Man) and Reverand Wright (another VSBM) where McCain had to be pushed to play the same hand in the same context, and has in fact generally been more restrained on every count except Ayers.

Clinton also worked harder to other Obama and paint him as unAmerican. Mind you, in some ways she had to work harder to accomplish the same thing because Democratic candidates, unaccustomed to full-on race-baiting, haven’t established the detailed and relatively subtle code McCain has. But of course many of the memes McCain now uses to attack Obama using racist code words started during Clinton’s campaign and were employed by Clinton — the continuing use of the “black radical” trope, the “We don’t know who he is” argument, and unbelievable level of condescencion that never would have worked on a white man are just the beginning. You name it, Clinton did it first. One could even argue, quite credibly, that she created the playbook McCain has been using. Clinton herself very nearly admitted as much — saying at the time, through back-channels, that everything she was submitting Obama to, McCain would also do. This was her justification. But it expresses itself as a form of inter-party white solidarity.

But those are the obvious comparisons. Their rhetoric and strategies have also matched up in more specific and more obscure ways. The obsessive use of ACORN’s erroneous voter registrations in recent weeks by Republicans and the press serve as a way of delegitimizing any potential win for Obama and lay the groundwork for legal challenges to his victory. This, combined with the voter suppression tactics employed by the GOP nationwide and especially in swing states, is all designed to make the votes of the poor and black Americans to count for less. Clinton’s apparent use of voter suppression tactics in some primaries have not been investigated thoroughly enough that I can confidently say she did the same physically, but rhetorically — and this does matter, as it was the lifeblood of her campaign for the entire slog after Super Tuesday, the argument that gave her a leg to stand on — she did precisely the same thing by challenging the legitimacy of Obama’s wins in states with caucuses. She tried to make his actual votes count for less by arguing that of course black people would vote for him, and of course such and such state would go for him, and because this wasn’t counter-intuitive, it didn’t count. Obama’s only legitimate victory was Iowa, because that was surprising, because that involved winning over mostly white people. And therefore the white vote counts most and the black vote counts least — as usual.

This strategy, combined with the attempts to change the rules mid-game on Florida and Michigan, all worked to create the impression that Obama was illegitimate — that he could not be allowed to win. Clinton and her surrogates explicitly argued that Obama could not be allowed to win because his victory would be viewed as an act of thievery by the (entitled white) people who supported her. McCain has been making the same threat, and so have his surrogates. “If you win,” they’ve been saying, “We won’t let it count.” My friend and co-blogger John Cain, formerly a Clinton supporter himself, said in that time that Clinton was setting her supporters up to say “We wuz robbed.” A fringe among them still believes that. And McCain is stoking the sense of entitlement and rage in his constituents to lay the groundwork for the same attitude among them.

And there’s more. Many liberal writers have criticized McCain for employing surrogates who attack Obama using racialized terms. Josh Marshall suggested Joe the Plumber was perhaps being a bit of a racist when he discussed how well Obama can “tap dance.” We were all upset when Palin minimized Obama’s time as a community organizer, and when Republicans tried to turn that into a count against him, and when they described him as “a guy of the street,” but in every instance Clinton got there first. Her surrogates couldn’t help themsleves. They painted Obama as a thug, decried his past drug use, tried to turn his time as a community organizer against him and used it to paint him as a radical, and one of her surrogates described Obama’s rhetoric as a “shuck and jive” strategy.

Remember how racist and condescending we thought it was when McCain used the voice of a white woman to call Obama “disrespectful” for attacking Sarah Palin, another white woman, in nationally televized commercials? Remember how much it pissed us off when McCain argued, against all indications, that Obama simply didn’t understand fundamentals of government and leadership? Again, on every point, Clinton got there first: “Shame on you, Barack Obama.” She said that to him, herself, in person, during a debate. How’s that for condescending? How’s that for racism?

We could go on doing this all day. GOP mailers, advertisements, and McCain’s commercials, have all played with Obama’s appearance in various ways to draw attention to his “blackness.” Clinton did that first, darkening Obama’s skin in commercials. Clinton used the lapel pin attak first. Clinton created the rule that Obama had to denounce and reject every black man who ever said something bad or unpopular.

And while Clinton mostly kept her sense of entitlement in check in her own statements, her surrogates and her husband did not. Then as now, there was a sense — among her liberal supporters as well as in her campaign — that she shouldn’t even have to run against this guy, that he had no business in the campaign, that it was an insult to even have to compete with this guy. Who did he think he was?

And there is one measure in which Clinton is undeniably worse. While McCain’s campaign, the press, many blogs, and Clinton’s campaign have all bought into the narrative where Obama has a problem with “regular people” because white men support him in smaller numbers (though, it should be noted, his numbers among white men are nearly identical to those of Kerry and Gore) than they do McCain or did Clinton. However, there are basically two people of any importance who have made it explicit that “regular people” means “white people.” Those are Chris Matthews and Hillary Clinton, who repeatedly referred to her support among “hard working Americans, white Americans” in order to bolster the her campaign’s legitimacy even as she was losing by every measure that mattered. Many have argued that these were merely slips of the tongue, but McCain has managed to make it within weeks of the election without saying any such thing.

In every case, we see the seeds of McCain’s despicable campaign in Clinton’s, and in some cases Clinton was demonstrably worse in terms of her willingness to push racist attacks on Obama. Liberal writers and politicians have been desperate to forget this, both because Clinton’s supporters are an important part of Obama’s electoral coalition and because the basic liberal worldview rests at least in part on the entirely ridiculous belief that Republicans have a near-monopoly on bigotry. But of course they don’t.

The truth is that while conservatives are easily worse as a movement and certainly do more harm to black Americans and other minorities, most white liberals enjoy their white privilege just as much as do white Republicans. Because white Democrats are rarely forced to compete with black Democrats, it’s easy to miss this. But both Clinton and McCain are white people who have been forced, to their apparent shock and dismay, to actually compete with a black man. And their reactions to this unprecedented challenge to their privilege were nearly identical: prolonged, vicious, nearly musical roars of rage and disbelief, cloaked only by the thin veil of courtesy and decorum required by a national campaign for office.

I can accept, for pragmatic reasons, the existing political compact wherein we politely pretend Clinton’s display of privilege away for the sake of keeping her former supporters on Obama’s side of the polls. But there should come a time where white liberals admit to themselves, after this election has passed, that McCain was not alone in his shameful conduct. One of ours — in many cases, our favored candidate — did it first, did it (in some ways) worse, and, worst of all, did it while many of us watched in silence. We were complicit. And if we pretend that moment away, we will continue to be so.

Brothers and sisters, it’s not the conservatism. It’s the white privilege.

Do your effing job.

Journalists are cowards. We knew that McCain campaign officials were keeping the press from talking to the people who attended their rallies out of fear of the bad press their white rage could generate, but it seems that the Secret Service is at least partly involved in this sad game. But really, so what? Steve Benen writes:

But what I’d really like to see is some reporters ignore the mandated restrictions. Why on earth would an independent journalist play along with these ridiculous rules?

Let’s say a reporter leaves the designated area and approaches a voter. If one of the escorts/minders tries to stop the reporter, he or she should just keep going. Would the Secret Service arrest a journalist for attempting to talk to a voter on public property? I doubt it, but even if an arrest were made, it’d be a public relations disaster for the campaign and the Secret Service — and a breakthrough for the free press.

I wouldn’t exactly call it a breakthrough. More like the beginnings of the reclamation of some small scrap of dignity. When a government official is clearly violating his or her authority to shut your investigation down, you fucking walk past him. If he shoves you, you try again. If he knocks you down, you get up and try again. If he breaks your arm, you get up and try again — and take some X-Rays, a photograph, and win some kind of prize. If he draws his gun, you back off — slowly, so your pal can take a picture.

Journalists love nothing more than the mythical hard-ass reporter. They swore, they drank on the job, they were at least a little misogynistic, but God damn it they meant well and they did their fucking jobs. I haven’t got a clue if there was ever any truth to this story, but fuck knows there isn’t now. Today’s journalists are tought from the beginning to kiss ass first and ask questions later. I can’t stand the sight of them. I can’t stand what they’re letting the bastards do to our country.